Mermaids and deep-forest sprites, by Tony DiTerlizzi.
“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”
me:
shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her
physically i’m here but emotionally i’m unconscious, face down on a table at dennys
look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.